Bust A Stooge (Three Stooges Rap) video

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Bust A Stooge (Three Stooges Rap)

Published: 2010/03/09 by dodadue89

Watch the Three Stooges Get Dooooowwwwnn! Do not watch unless you're a die-hard Stooge fan! None of that Joe and Curly Joe bashing around here. You have to appreciate all of the Stooges. All footage, sound clips, and music belongs to the respective copyright owners. Video is for entertainment purposes only. Lyrics: This here's a tale for numbskulls Getting' hit with shovels, pipes, and golf balls Smacked in the face for bein' overzealous Just spin on the floor and say HEY FELLAS Ok joker You start playing poker The deck is stacked an your cards are mediocre You ask for the dealer to cut some slack Cause you got four kinks and they're in your back Next day's function High class luncheon The hoi polloi want you to serve the punch then You see a fly girl who's got a rug to cut And yo' bouncing around wif a spring on yo' butt You are tryin but Pies are flyin You're custard pie covered guests are really cryin They wanna give you lessons on dance and luge So come on fatso and just bust a stooge. Just bust a stooge You're unemployed Now so annoyed Cause you can't feed yourself or pet boyd Looking for a job all over the town And everywhere you go is a big let down So now you're bakin A nice big cake in A home with aches in every stake-in You lighten up the mood with a song and joke Block your eyes cause here comes the poke Your movie's showin So you're goin Now's the time to be Curly, Larry, Moe-in Theater gets dark just to start the show And everything's okay when you hear HEY MOE They sing hello to answer the tello- Phone. Canaries are green-they ain't yellow. You're laughin at the boys on a screen that's huge And what comes next? Hey! Bust a stooge Just bust a stooge You're in the city livin freely Working for the guy who's name is Ted Healy You tell a funny joke just to make his day When you wanna bigga paycheck and he says no way Dames are funny They want money You are the bear and they are the honey You ain't Cousin Basil but you just proposed I can't see I can't see! I got my eyes closed. You're calling card Is "Not so hard!" Have Rocket. Will travel. Near and fard You're bruised and hurt like you play hockey Where were you born? Lake Winnipesauke! So when pocket's empty One red centy Can't even buy a box of Good and Plenty Even though you're broke and flat as a flugey Don't just stand there Bust a stoogey Just bust a stooge. Break it down for me fellas You're best friend Harry Looks like Larry Even got the porcupine hair, it's kinda scary He's staying at your crib, cause he thinks it's cool He says it reminds him of reform school You say groovy Let's see a movie But he wants to eat cause he's feeling gloomy The café charges you an arm and leg For a piece of burnt toast and a rotten egg So you start thinking This food is stinkin Life is ship and you are sinkin You wanna be a man get tools drink beers The tools we've been usin' for the last ten years. So when things are crappy Don't take a nappy There's really only one thing will make you happy You gots ta stay fresh and don't be a Scrooge Now what comes next? Hey! Bust a stooge.